Honey Deej

INT. BAR - NIGHT

STEVE and CHRIS sit at the bar, clearly drunk. Empty glasses in front of them, they sway slightly in their seats.

STEVE
Bro, my stomach feels like... a swamp.

CHRIS
Yeah, dude. Disaster zone.

Chris burps, then laughs.

STEVE
We gotta get some eats, man. If I don’t throw down something solid, I might actually die.

CHRIS
thinking hard, slurring Maybe... a hot dog or somethin’? That’s the move. Grease it all down.

Steve squints, as if a genius thought has hit him.

STEVE
Nah, nah. We gotta be high society, dude.

CHRIS
laughing High society? You want a hot dog with a little tuxedo on it?

Steve leans in, lowering his voice as if he’s about to drop some profound knowledge.

STEVE
Nah, dude. Honey Deej.

CHRIS
confused Honey Deej?

STEVE
Yeah, Honey Dijon, man! Classy mustard. You get a hot dog, hit it with some Honey Deej, and suddenly you’re eatin’ like the president.

CHRIS
laughing harder President's Choice.

Steve slaps the bar, cracking up.

STEVE
That’s where you’re wrong, dude! Honey Deej is next level. You put that on anything, and boom—you're high society. It's like mustard with a PhD.

CHRIS
impressed Mustard with a resume. Damn.

STEVE
You hit that Honey Deej, suddenly you’re dining, not just eating. You’re elevating your situation, bro.

Chris leans back, dramatically mimicking a fine dining experience.

CHRIS
fancy voice Yes, I’ll take the hot dog with a drizzle of your finest Honey Deej... vintage ’74.

STEVE
laughing See? That’s what I’m talkin’ about! Bare with just Honey Deej.

CHRIS
fancy voice A meat stick for the common folk. But for me? Honey Deej. All day.

STEVE
Now you’re on that high society life, bro.

They laugh hysterically, almost falling off their stools.

CHRIS
Alright, alright. Let’s get some dogs with this fancy-ass mustard. But like, you think they even got Honey Deej? That’s gotta be Whole Foods level, right?

STEVE
Bro, if they don’t have it, we riot. I’m not settlin’ for yellow Heinz garbage.

CHRIS
laughing Gotta keep it high society.

They stand, wobbling as they head toward the door, still laughing about "Honey Deej."

STEVE
Honey Deej revolution, dude.

CHRIS
For real. Changing the world one hot dog at a time.